One Direction’s charm offensive on the wallets of the parents of teenage girls continues tomorrow with the official release of Midnight Memories, the third full-length from the world’s cutest quintet. In honour of their incredible longevity, David Berry takes a look at their latest single, Story of My Life, to figure out what the boys are really trying to say to your infinitely susceptible young girls.

Reading suggestion: Listen to One Direction’s hit Story Of My Life below, then scroll down to follow along with the lyrics.