Here's one titled, "Why'd It Have To Be a Snake:"

Not all the burgeoning romance is of the wholesome variety, however. Now, a lesson in hitting on a married woman from Walmart's Ozark location:

"Beautiful Blonde that hit my crotch in Walmart today:"

Aren't you forgetting something?

But it's not only people looking for love at Walmart. Heroes are there, too.

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